Arent you lucky?

while in a nursing lab checking out a hospital bed and the manicans...

jap friend: is there no bodda?

me: umm...what do you mean?

jap friend: you know the boder?

me: (biting my lip, trying not to laugh coz i seriously cannot figure out what shes trying to say) im so sorry, i dont understand?

jap friend: the bodder, you know the thing that they call?

me (my voice quaking): the bodder?

jap friend: yes the bodder.

me: the bodda...? (i must look retarded and confused coz i really am trying to contain myself but feel bad that im laughing at her pronunciation and at this point i randomly feel around the bed, trying to figure out if this is a piece of equipment that i havent learnt before)

jap friend: (luckily she cracks up hysterically which meant i could crack up too) STOP IT! the bodder! you know! the thing that you press if they want to call you!

me: the button? you mean the button?

jap friend: no stop it!! the BODDER!

me: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the BUZZER!!